The Rogue Nation of Zombie 98 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Uhuruq Kenyattaj with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.539 billion Zombie 98ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairobix. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 98ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,075 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 98's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 98 is ranked 284,037^th in the world and 565^th in NationStates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 19.14 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.